alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

Markiplier lore

A thing even einstein couldn't explain

My test is so hard. why? because it's markiplier lore

by Urban Bictionary May 11, 2021

Astroq Lore

Astroq is separated from Kiq
Astroq is from the ‘void’

Astroq is a female.
Astroq is a goddess.
Astroq origins came from fnf. Her habitat IS ‘the void’ basically space.
Astroq cannot find Kiq.
look at my example for a cool bio to rp as Astroq

Astroq - from Astroq lore on urban dictionary - goddess - M.I.R.P (more in rp)

by Astroq May 26, 2021

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021