loans

INDEPENDENCE FOR JINX-KAINADAIAN EMPIRE FROM THE EVILS OF SMILEY AND THE OTHER FACTIONS

Loans is a wholesome dictatorship, smiley is just jealous (jk ily)

by Loans the when jinx March 7, 2022

Cash loan

Cash loan: The money that you don’t have.

I just got paid and cash my check but this money goes to the connect. “Cash loan”

by Maliit tt lalake yan April 9, 2022

C3 Loan

A chance loan that allows you to take a loan without having to pay back the entire amount you took out, but only half.

The C3 loan just saved my business from failing.

by BLU. Yeck February 24, 2024

PPP LOAN

Professional Plastic Pipe Liberating Oral and Anal Navigation

A Boy And His Gf Having sexual Intercourse And She Fucks Him From The Back With A Plastic Dick

Gf: Bae can i give you a ppp loan? 😉
Bf: Ofc bae. 😍

by PPP Master August 14, 2024

leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)

"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."

by Mother of Tacos June 30, 2017

Loan

A person that is named Loan is a HUGE idiot and has barely any clothes and no friends. They are also mean and secretly evil. They love money and steal your cat/s.

NO! STOP stealing my cats!!!!! Ughhh you are acting like a Loan!

by Carla08795456 June 8, 2020

Sugar Loan Skank

Someone who borrows money under the impression that it is earmarked to alleviate financial hardship, however, uses the money for trivial personal gratification.

Damn, I loaned Sal $25,000 to pay for her Mom's medical bills, but she flew to Europe for a month instead! What a sugar loan skank!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009