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defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
mugGet the defurred loan-paymentmug.

party loan

Over-drafting your bank account with the intent of eating the fee and living off the cash until your next check. Often done when one needs to "party" before one is paid.
"We don't get paid until Monday, looks like I'll have to take out a party loan."
by wastecase89 November 8, 2014
mugGet the party loanmug.

Street Loan

A request for a loan in American currency, for the return repayment in large denominations of foreign currency, especially Mexican peso or Vietnamese Dong, which greatly short change value of money given.
I just suckered a bro into a street loan, we be tight with the ladies tonight, all drinks on me.
by hoodratsoupcan July 2, 2016
mugGet the Street Loanmug.

PPP LOAN

Professional Plastic Pipe Liberating Oral and Anal Navigation

A Boy And His Gf Having sexual Intercourse And She Fucks Him From The Back With A Plastic Dick
Gf: Bae can i give you a ppp loan? 😉
Bf: Ofc bae. 😍
by PPP Master August 14, 2024
mugGet the PPP LOANmug.

Loan

It’s my bff so don’t touch her.

Thanks
Loan
by lol.971 November 20, 2021
mugGet the Loanmug.

car loan

The biggest monthly expense for many people such as Americans.

Often can be financial traps for poorer people, as predatory car loan companies have been charged with collaborating with sleazy car dealers to increase loan principals. (The total loan amount)

Car loans often start off "cheap" to pay but monthly and finally increase to an astronomical cost for the buyer, often higher than what the car is worth.

Also, people may have their car stolen or totaled, or lack insurance and without gap insurance they still have to pay the loan.

Finally, car loans are a very common reason for people's cars to be repo'ed/impounded.
I got myself into a really bad situation. I just got an expensive car loan for a car that isn't even that new or reliable. Now I have to work overtime for a year or two to dig myself out of this situation and that loan company is trying to find every reason to impound my car!
by rfrsiopgjdog October 15, 2025
mugGet the car loanmug.

Loan

A kitten that says “loan” a little kitten loan sound, the kiffen loves saying it (so look up kiffen before this one you read).

This kiffen loves saying loan! If a kitten it tryna say loan then it’s a kiffen if a kitten is saying loan then you have to name it a kiffen :3
A kiffen says loan
by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022
mugGet the Loanmug.

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