myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends

I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.

by Mibo September 19, 2006

dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.

Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!

by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014

Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner

Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!

by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

Highway Lizard

A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.

Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.

Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.

by Pantharen June 12, 2018

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017