listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.

Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...

by i.skim.by January 3, 2011

Literalist

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

by Nabcore March 9, 2015

literal SCP

A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)

Terry: Have you seen Emily?

Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.

Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.

Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

getting lifted

The act of inhaling and holding the smoke of marijuana in your lungs until you reach a state of being stoned! Stoned is also known as being "high" hence the word "lifted"!!

I'm about to be "getting lifted" with my girl Mary Jane!!!

by Brandi JoJo December 18, 2008

lefteri

le-ftery n.

incredibly witty, intelligent, caring yet cheesy, foolish man. typically with light-colored eyes and dark hair of greek descent. a man who enjoys wine, cheese, music and friends. has great ass and is hooded.

damn gina, his jokes are so bad, but i can't beg him to stop it some more...there's just something about lefteri

by travith October 21, 2007