library nazi

A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No loud talking". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto asses.

Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi

by Babaoube June 2, 2006

librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert just said it.

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.

by Oops Pow April 1, 2007

Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

binghamton librarian

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist

karl- who is burning that cross outside?
gabby- that looks like the binghamton librarian
karl-wow what a boss...tossin hausses and burning crosses

by dwarfslayer69 July 17, 2011

Library

The Center area of gloves or mittens where your fingers can meet to warm up especially when outside in the winter. This definition comes from the movie "The Day after tomorrow" when the cold comes and the group of new yorkers go into the library to stay warm.

Rebecca: Hey Zack, I am going to go to the Library.
Zack: I know what you mean; my hands are freezing too.

by Schillz January 12, 2008

Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."

by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008

Libra

the reason these women are writing songs about deciet and hurt and busting windows out of cars. The sign you cant stand but cant live without. The motion of a libra is fluid too so love making is like breathing to us, we ust do it naturally

Ppl tend to think Libras heads and egos are big but its not, you ppl should read between the lines, why do you thin we like compliments so much?

We are indecisve but forgiving and goofy

Did i forget we can be crazy as hell

Emniem is crazy, TI always retracts some kind of statement, young jeezy is hella dumb but always at some damn party, lil wayne is a typical libra. Keyshia cole is a crazy libra woman for ya, who tha hell puts their crackhead mother on TV? Snoop Dogg cnat decide if he wants to stop smoking weed or not, Bernie Mac was hella gofy but funny, Ashanti id well, shit she hides her life well

Brett Favre cant decide if he wants to retire or not, Steve Young never agrees with a damn soul on NFL countdown, i could go on and on

oooooooooooooo mya and christina millian, two libra women and obsession and caramel(the pornstars)haha

by Lucky Libra January 23, 2009