library effect

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.

After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.

by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010

library bitch

the scary old lady in the library that yells at you for moving a computer screen a lil bit. she probably has a penis.

Oh no i dont think so young man! You are going to move this computer back around, and you're out of here. You are making the library inneficient, and you cant talk because work is to be done individually! Wanna give me a blowjob?

That woman's a library bitch!

by the librarian hater February 14, 2007

library nazi

A person who is pedantic in library rules.

Your mom is a library nazi!

by Hammond March 27, 2005

library

to be quiet and/or shy

man, y u so library on the phone

by baby grl March 21, 2005

Library

Library- Basically paper Google that you can walk through.

Scott went down to the ancient library to check out the next Harry Potter book.

by PaladinPizza June 6, 2016

Library

A place for transgender people to hang out and talk about anime.

The people at the library are so annoying. All they talk about is anime and Undertale.

by Sonicmom2 March 21, 2019

lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

by ohso-special June 1, 2007