An annoying, immature attention seeker who is helpless and dependent on others for happiness. They tend to beg their "friends" to do things the leeches are perfectly capable of doing themselves. Annoying leeches will take advantage of kind people so they can get what they want. They will often make excuses like "it's my birthday today" or "I have no money" to get free stuff. Seen commonly on social media and Minecraft servers. Usually use improper grammar and spelling.
Victim of an Annoying Leech: "Ew, it's J.T.! He's an annoying leech. He begged me for 3 hours to buy him a $40 sushi meal because he 'had no money'. I eventually gave in and got him it just so he'd shut up."
Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"
Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."
Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"
Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"
Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."
Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"
by grundsätzlich September 15, 2016

A person who unceremoniously posts their content under a post that has the highest number of likes or most up-votes simply to gain undeserved attention or notoriety.
by fredrick the penguin August 8, 2014

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.
by SSADL July 18, 2012

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.
2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.
3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.
4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.
2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.
3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.
4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.
"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."
by ZCartman April 22, 2008

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by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020
