lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

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Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018

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The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.

Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?

Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.

by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021

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lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister March 24, 2009

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Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021

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