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laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
by aus-philologist February 22, 2011
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gaming laptop

A laptop with a really good graphics card, higher refresh rate display, and fancy RGB lighting to make it look "gamer-y." They are obviously much more portable than a desktop PC but it comes with the cost of poor battery life compared to conventional laptops and less upgradeability compared to a PC.
Me: Yo you want to play some Valorant tonight?
Friend: Yeah hold on, let me just plug in my gaming laptop.
by clothestocommunity April 15, 2021
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laptoption

when choosing between two laptops, the chooser has two laptoptions
i know you're looking to buy a notebook, and there are many laptoptions
by nobodyspecials March 31, 2009
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Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
by Redwall II May 4, 2010
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laptop

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.
"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"
by alg April 6, 2005
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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