Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.

“Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019

gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years

A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long

by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

by Captain Cabernet March 8, 2013

catch a load

When a women is suprised to find out a man came inside of her even though he told her he would not.

Holly ended up catching a load last night when her boyfriend didn't pull out

by Lap dog September 7, 2005

crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

PC Load Letter

Awful and older instruction from a lazer printer reminding the user to add letter sized copy paper into the machine. Popularized by the movie Office Space.

The printer ran out of paper and blinked "PC Load Letter" at me, and I had no idea what it meant.

by cp October 4, 2003

loaded

someone who is high off of weed or other drugs or pills

"Man I was so loaded last night"

by Latina August 26, 2004