Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

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Your favourite word combo.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious floccinaucinihilipilification antidisestablishmentarianism hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is my first word combo!

by anonymous December 6, 2021

LlamaGuy

An extremely well known GameFAQs user, known for creating LUElinks, a website where LUEsers can hang out with a much more lenient TOS. Oh wait, that place isn't actually there, I was just kidding.

LlamaGuy kicks major ass.

by COTM July 20, 2004

lamfisha

N. The theory that if you walk between two llamas while holding a dead fish, the fish will reincarnate into another llama, which will forever be known as the offspring of the two llamas.

A: Omg i'm holding a dead fish!
B: Go find two llamas and fulfill the lamfisha!

by ZachYJack February 8, 2008

llama Boy

A llama mixed with a boy. His Bsack is screeches and spits at little boys.

U like llama boys? hm?

by StinkyDickSack August 28, 2009

lamfy

adjective form of the word "LAMF", which is an acronym for phrases like "lame ass mother f**ker" and "loose ass mother f**ker". Lamfy can describe someone who is either a loose ass mutha—i.e., whorish, loose, slutty, easy—or a lame ass mutha.

Ugh, Martha was showing off and trying to act bamfy when everyone knows she's pretty lamfy.

by albertacos June 3, 2010

Llama Ocean

Discovered by Mr Crainer

(n) - A rare occurrence in the world where 3 or more llamas are swimming or having an orgy in the same body of water.

Llama Oceans have mostly been reported being seen in South America and some parts of Europe, but there are some urban legends of them existing in North America.

(Also found in Minecraft)

Creeper sneaks up behind Mr Crainer
Crainer turns around
HOLY MONKEY TESTICLES, LLAMA OCEAN!!!

This place could really use a Llama ocean.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLAMA OCEAN!!!

by a different crazie July 30, 2011