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lamp post 

A structure used to hold a lantern in place with the intention of lighting roads, footpaths, car parks or other such areas at night. They generally consist of a post (or 'column'), and an arm (or 'bracket') onto which the lantern is inserted. The first 'lamp posts' probably consisted of burning torches on top of wooden poles around villages. Gas lamps were originally used in modern society, but their light had a very limited range, and they had to be lit by hand every night. In the twentieth century electric lamp posts became commonplace, are now to be found in towns, villages, cities, on motorways and other main roads everywhere. Originally they were made of cast-iron, but throughout the decades lighter metal lamp posts gradually came into use. Concrete lamp posts became popular during the fifties, as they did not need to be painted and were sturdy. These kinds of lamp posts (which are the best in my personal opinion, especially the older, more ornate ones)have concrete brackets with metal pipes inside them. Although there were concrete lamp posts before the war, the shortage of metal during and after the war probably helped their popularity. In recent years, however, concrete lamp posts are all being removed due to corrosion or the worry they could be dangerous if someone crashed into one and it fell on either them or a passer-by. (It is actually the metal piping inside the bracket, along with the bolts holding it to the post, which rust, buckling out of shape and cracking the concrete. If it wasn't for this you could probably have a concrete lamp post which lasted forever). Metal and plastic lamp posts are now in common use, many without brackets.
They are now putting modern (albeit cheap) lamp posts up all around the towns and villages. This has the negative effect of making the place look tacky and detracting from the beauty of the place.
lamp post by Stormsworder January 12, 2007
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lamp fetish 

When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
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Lamp post 

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.
Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.
Lamp post by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Lamp Street Buttfuckers 

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

Lamp post 

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.
"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"
Lamp post by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

lamp fight 

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.
" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"
lamp fight by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009
Guy 1: NEW RYAN VIDEO!

Guy 2: Yay!! Let's watch!

Guy 1: We're totally from the Lamp Army
lamp army by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013