Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.

Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.

by KurgerBing.001 May 22, 2024

krunked

The best thing to do, to get drunk ang high. You truly haven't lived until you got krunked

I don't remember anything from last night I was so krunked

by Daws the sauce boss December 15, 2015

The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Krunk

Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end

Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.

Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk

by KrunkYT October 15, 2019

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

Krunking

Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Krunk

Somebody asked me if I and my friends were krunk

Are you guys krunk?

by Bitchy Blonde October 9, 2021