Krispy Kramp

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.

Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.

by Coke Can May 14, 2018

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops

Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy

by Am May 03, 2018

krispy kream

The act of ejaculating into the nasal cavity. The cum is then snorted to later be swallowed

At first I was worried if she spit or swallowed. Then she did a Krispy kream.

by Whatever-012 March 24, 2016

krispy bitches

the best people on stan twt periodt

who are the best people on stan twitter? the krispy bitches. exactly

by nadia qjqjqjqhwhw February 24, 2021

rice krispy toasted

Down right fucking stoned.

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

by Devin loves Jaida December 15, 2021

krispy bacon

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.

Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.

by fitvixxen July 04, 2024

Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022