Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.
by LinniMeister October 15, 2012
Amazing,stunning,gorgeous,cute,and pretty girl who can put a smile on anyone's face.Has the ability to uplift your spirits and make you laugh.Can cheer you up when you're down.She's nice and an awesome person to talk to.She's really caring and sweet.She's so rad, even emo kids love her. :D
"I love Kristin bby 'cause she makes my day.<3"
"Kristin Kollapse is the most amazing girl I've ever met."
"There's this one girl Kristin...she makes me happy."
"Hurt Kristin in any way,and you'll see my fist in yo face."
"Kristin Kollapse is the most amazing girl I've ever met."
"There's this one girl Kristin...she makes me happy."
"Hurt Kristin in any way,and you'll see my fist in yo face."
by Chann Brutal March 06, 2007
Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and
you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 13, 2023
by Perrypatter July 01, 2021
Kristine is a beautiful, young woman that has a lot to offer. She has a really lovely personality and her highlight is always on point. She loves acting and writing books and her favorite colour is blue or yellow. SHE IS LOVEABLE!
Person 1: "Kristine is so sweet!"
Kristine's bf: "She is! Although she's evil when she's on her period, i love her."
Kristine's bf: "She is! Although she's evil when she's on her period, i love her."
by marie7283 April 28, 2019
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