cold koched

The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.

When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.

by nicojah March 24, 2017

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

zalve kochens

when solve questions while beating with shit as lubricant

sir i zalve kochens

by omggtunununu November 25, 2024

Blp kosher

A aspiring Jewish rapper who actually makes good music

BRO BLP KOSHER IS SO FIRE🔥🔥

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017