knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

kniff

To be betrayed by someone- Simalar to getting knifed in the heart but not as dramatic.

"Bitch just kniffed me hard!"
"I got kniffed."

by xonvaldeez March 9, 2009

Knifedick

The name that you call somebody who had a throwing knife thrown at their crotch for a one hit kill in Call of Duty.

Nathan: Oh shit how did you kill me?

Ray: I one hit you, you damn knifedick. Haha watch me teabag!

by SixtyOne January 9, 2010

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 9, 2005

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

linoleum knife

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

by c gizzel May 2, 2007

daddy knife

n. basically just another word for a man's unit.

"Yeah, I stabbed her with the daddy knife last night."

by t-bone September 2, 2004