Kiwi Keen 

A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.

Kiwi Keen:

Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"

Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"

Kiwi Keen by OutrageouslyFortunate June 29, 2011

kiwi dip 

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

kiwi dip by Citronic July 12, 2009

kiwi peanut love 

The kind of bond people search their whole lives for. this love is what completes lives. A relationship that has intense struggles but overcomes with tremendous strides. The people involved in this type of love are eachothers best friends and will have the best looking children ever. the couple that has kiwi peanut love will change the world. kiwis and peanuts arent the same at all but thats what makes their love so special! A bond made to last and the best once in a lifetime blessing that anyone could ever dream of!

wow look at them they totally have that kiwi peanut love!

kiwi peanut love by k-dubb6 October 16, 2008

Kiwi Girl 

A Woman From New Zealand. These women are rated most promiscuous in the world.

Kiwi Girl

Kiwi Girl by KiwiGirlNZ November 1, 2013

Kiwi Searches 

Kiwi Searches (kiwisearches.com) is a cool website that lets people find out the truth about other people, phone numbers, and places. All you have to do is punch in a name, number, or address to get a full report about whatever you searched, including contact information, photos, social media profiles, criminal records, etc.

Friend 1: Dude, I think the girl I've been talking to from Tinder is catfishing me...
Friend 2: Kiwi Search her name or number.

Mom: I wish I could find Margaret's phone number so I could invite her to bingo at the country club Wednesday night.
Daughter: Look her up on that person search website, Kiwi Searches!

Kiwi Searches by goldmaze October 11, 2017

KIWI K

the

# 1 Nz youtube

Kiwi k is number 1

KIWI K by NOTKIWIK April 3, 2019

Kiwi Gang 

A phrase used to describe the superior people of the world, kiwis (aka New Zealanders).

Person one: "what country are you from?"
Person two: "kiwi gang"

Kiwi Gang by Mrbeeznz December 24, 2021