Trim That Kitty

To shave the pussy. Usually used as a derogatory demand.

I first heard the term in a strip club in Atlanta. The dancer had a massive bush that made her look like she had Chewbacca in a headlock. A drunk redneck sitting in front of the stage was startled when he looked up and saw the giant overgrown patch. He hollered out, "Whoa, trim that kitty".

by Big Hugh Jardon May 20, 2014

kitty mode

When cats randomly go back to their kitty instincts. Often when you pet them and they are being adorable, then BAM! it grabs, kicks with their back feet and bites your hand! All when you thought kitty was being nice to you!

It may also happen randomly during the day or at night when they take off running for no reason or attack your shoelaces or (insert random object here) so fiercely you dare not move or you will be ripped to shreds.

Person A: "Wow! I thought I was finally warming up to your cat Angel, rubbing her tummy when she just randomly bit me!"

Person B: "Yeah, you gotta watch out for her. She can get into kitty mode pretty quick."

by aurorarb September 2, 2009

kitty cuffs

tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.

"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin

by nobodyhuhhuh July 11, 2009

Poopy Kitty

When a girl wipes back to front causing her vagina to smell like poop.

There's a chic in my sisters class that has a poopy kitty and any time a guy gets near it he finds an excuse to run away.

by JDH22 March 13, 2011

kitty's momma

The mother of your cat.

"My kitty's momma just had two more kittens."

"Omg, siblings!"

by Queen Buttrix June 19, 2018

kitty porn

images and videos depicting cats that most humans find irresistibly addictive and feel compelled to share.

not to be confused with kiddie porn, and certainly nothing as literally pornographic as the other urban dictionary entries suggest.

the internet has been overrun by kitty porn! i opened my news feed today and all i could see were cats, cats, cats.

and that's why i'm late for work...

by the.real.geek.neo October 3, 2014

charmmy kitty

hello kitty's pet persian cat. her birthday is october 31st. she has a little sister named Honeycute and a hamster friend sugar. i think she is the cutest thing that sanrio company has ever created!

charmmy kitty is so cute!

by ....anonymous................. August 22, 2006