Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
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by shiieru September 6, 2003
Get the Kilroy mug.A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.
Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.
Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.
"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"
"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"
"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."
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by The Man with a Sack of Mince October 13, 2007
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by Quor December 14, 2008
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