Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.

Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!

by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022

KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!

Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!

by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022

Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path

uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot

by kermithoo May 7, 2023

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019