When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
by Estupz March 24, 2017
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You might be familiar with the World Chicken Festival, which is located here in our town. People come from a lot of different states to witness the stupidity of the locals celebrating chicken. But we do take a pride in it so if you come to see the CockFest (not a gay pride rally, slang term for Chicken Festival) don't make fun of us, because we will take it seriously.
You might be familiar with the World Chicken Festival, which is located here in our town. People come from a lot of different states to witness the stupidity of the locals celebrating chicken. But we do take a pride in it so if you come to see the CockFest (not a gay pride rally, slang term for Chicken Festival) don't make fun of us, because we will take it seriously.
We live in London Kentucky where we go to either South or North Laurel and we go to the movies and smoke pot for fun!
by kydance09 September 9, 2006
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1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.
Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007
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After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.
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Get the Kentucky Creek Water mug.A large hill situated in a sketchy part of Mississauga, Ontario. It was named after the favored KFC which used to be located next to the hill, by the people who live in the hood. Families use the winter for tobogganing and social gatherings.
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