A small town in the Southeastern part of Kentucky, in Laurel County. The people who live in London are considered the countriest of the country (in Kentucky anyway), but that is not true. In fact, the natives here are more civilized than a lot of towns surrounding London, like Barbourville.

You might be familiar with the World Chicken Festival, which is located here in our town. People come from a lot of different states to witness the stupidity of the locals celebrating chicken. But we do take a pride in it so if you come to see the CockFest (not a gay pride rally, slang term for Chicken Festival) don't make fun of us, because we will take it seriously.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods