Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.

"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne

by Isavage August 25, 2011

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Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

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ketter

Ketter - unbelievably beautiful girl. Her eyes are deep as space, her touch is electrifying. Her skin cashmere. Her breath a cherry blossom, full of humble wisdom. Once she gets you, your shackled forever.

"do you see that girl over there?" "oh my god, she's Ketter"

by Koalasrollin' December 10, 2014

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