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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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Kristin Tabor

the most amazing person you will ever meet. a loyal girlfriend, she is there whenever you need her. loves being carefree and caring for others.
that girl is amazing..no that girl is Kristin Tabor
by lalaland573753374374 October 14, 2011
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kristine

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!
by F. Law November 12, 2023
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kristine

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!
by F. Law November 12, 2023
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Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.
"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."
by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023
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Kristine

To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk
I got to go take a Kristine on my break.
by Tesla777 April 6, 2023
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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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