Kristine Pihl

Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.

- Look is that a Kristine Pihl?!

- Oh dear Lord! Do not look at it! "Oops I did it again..."

by LinniMeister October 15, 2012

Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.

That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?

by WebNinja February 26, 2011

Kristin Tabor

the most amazing person you will ever meet. a loyal girlfriend, she is there whenever you need her. loves being carefree and caring for others.

that girl is amazing..no that girl is Kristin Tabor

by lalaland573753374374 October 14, 2011

kristine

a lifesaver, usually cherry flavored.

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!

by F. Law November 12, 2023

kristine

a lifesaver, usually cherry flavored.

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!

by F. Law November 12, 2023

Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.

"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."

by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023

Kristine

To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk

I got to go take a Kristine on my break.

by Tesla777 April 6, 2023