karate explosion

A totally sweet ninja move that basically involves a bunch of ninja-like hand gestures to distract your current foe, then a swift kick to the nuts whilst they are distracted.

(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*

by cooleen August 29, 2005

Go-Kart

When a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. His wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the passenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners cock with her back to his face. She steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). As he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. This provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. This is also a great way to pass time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the Mid-West, and you have been driving for days on end-- just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the Go-Kart for a spin. Generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. This can also be called a 'submarine' if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.

"Yo Billy, I saw you and Trisha go-karting down West Street last night."

"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."

"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.

by Keene Runners July 1, 2007

Kart'n

Playing Mario Kart for three hours straight. Not to be confused with Kart'n Hard which is to play for six hours straight.

Have you fapped today yet?

No I've been Kart'n.

by the man without some plans January 10, 2012

kart tease

To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute

Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?

Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work

Couple hours later...

Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead

Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease

by T-boner77 November 10, 2017

karther

The absolutely sexiest man alive will the largest dinky ever measured by man kind.

Oh that karther!

by SaxyBaby September 29, 2019

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

Kaarel Erik

Some bloke with a tiny willy. He also has a camel costume which he uses to get some hot camel babes.

Mom: Timmy! Look away there is a Kaarel Erik, who is trying to get some hot camel babes.

by kaameldaja November 21, 2021