Jude

A funny looking little person bent on making your day a little bit better. She is in a constant struggle with gravity and has faced her share of triumph and failure in that regard.

"Hey man, did you see Jude?"
"Dude, look down"
"Oh there you are!"

by The Beast of Curly Style September 16, 2011

judenpimmel

German for jew dick (lit.)

Fick dich weg, du hässlicher Judenpimmel!

Fuck off, you ugly jew dick.

by Jewdick69 July 18, 2016

judette

A nice friendly lady. Judette is always smiling or crying.

Judette is so much fun. I'm going to her birthday party later to get drunk and dance with her! It's gonna be lit and cray cray.

by CutieClara January 10, 2017

Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.

Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*

by skulk-collective February 28, 2023

Jude Law

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.

yeh ok, he is quite cute too

by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005

jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

Judelicious

To be a very attractive woman, physically and intellectually, who is both sarcastic and unlikely to have sex with you.

He wanted to ask the judelicious lady to go on a date, but he did not want to be disappointed by her likely reply of "no".

by mikepm March 21, 2009