fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.

1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

by Duster929 January 31, 2006

jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.

Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

blue veined junket pumper

generally, a large veiny penis

she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......

by al_rochet December 11, 2007

Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

by Therealrothman March 20, 2019

Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008