JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.

Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.

by Rild June 23, 2014

Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020

Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016

Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other

In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .

by Flybish May 19, 2022

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022