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josh

the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl
Man, Larry was so boned up after his date with Susie that he totally pulled a josh on her!
by Bukkake King Jr. February 27, 2013
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Josh

The greatest guy a girl can meet. Though shy and bit reserved in their expressions of love, they can easily make girls fall in love with them due to their charm, intelligence, humor and adorkable-ness. Typically sports brown hair, glasses, and big eyes.
"What do you think about your boyfriend?"
"He's such a josh! Totally perfect in every way. I'm sure he's the one."
by Misslondonbound October 22, 2012
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josh

a man as white as a ghost, looks like a very tall Q-tip that is done cleaning someones ear, he can not take a joke but likes to make them. he is very mean sometimes and does not understand how to talk to a human being. likes playing video games and likes wearing unfashionable clothing
by thatonekidnextdoor May 23, 2017
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Josh

idiot (igit) who downgrades to a dumbass. Can't see what's right in front of him because he's too tall & has a pea-sized brain. Also EXTREMELY bi-polar & can never make up his mind. Very arrogant, but caring. The most respectful-pervert you will ever meet.
Paula is in love with Josh who is being an idiot.

Josh is stupid, he was an idiot, but now he's a dumbass.
by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010
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joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
by $e9a April 7, 2009
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josh

fucking gay ass mofo who likes cock in his mouth, ass and ear canal. drills himself with corn on the cob. has large dildo collection
josh is a fuckboy
by fuckboi123456789 May 14, 2015
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Josh

An amazing guy who puts one before himself. He is rich and super nice. He has amazing muscles and is SUPER hot. He always knows when something is wrong and is always there for you. He's an amazing boyfriend and every girl is jealous of his girlfriend. He is the most amazing guy ever. Definitely easy to fall in love with.

I love you Josh.
hot rich muscles boyfriend amazing love jealous Josh
by xox13 March 30, 2011
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