Jughead jones

An extremely fit detective from the wrong side of the tracks. He is a gang leader and an amazing boyfriend but an even better burger eater.
Person: gosh, he’s fit
Person 2: OMG that must be Jughead jones
by Bratfink April 10, 2020
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mama jones

A mom that has 7 or more kids that each grow up to play football for Alabama. Usually a single mother from african-american descent.
Yo look at those niglets I think their mother's a mama jones am i right?
by Monkeysssss1112 November 15, 2016
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The Turkey Jones

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
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retard jones

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .
hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.
by kalisz June 11, 2010
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Indiana Jones

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.
As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.
by Not Zane September 29, 2004
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Norah Jones

A female jazz artist who can sing, play piano, and make a pretty groovy bunch of songs for me to listen to. She has a style unlike many of the mainstream artists, with light and yet powerful vocals, perfectly mixed with a piano playing ability that is pretty hard to come across.
Norah Jones is a very good artist, who has gone platinum with a couple of her albums.
by Philbert 77 February 09, 2007
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Dike Jones

The new name made up for Mike Jones by Chamillionaire, In You Got Wrecked
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked. When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck You know why I'm here, to take my respect. You can't get next, I came to plex. So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
by Skyler Deer Bitch!! March 01, 2005
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