Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

Jobby

A hobby that one tries to pass off as a job.

He's got that new jobby trying to sell those driftwood sculptures that he makes.

by HennyHen September 8, 2023

Jobby

Another word for poop

Thats a big jobby you had there

by Kindleyourloveagain November 30, 2020

jobby

it's a portmanteau of job and hobby. Where the employer pays you so little it might as well be a hobby.

I go to my jobby 40 hours a week 52 weeks a year and I have nothing to show for it.

by desert_dweller5 April 1, 2019

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017