jewlously

Like jealousy, but specifically of jewish things. To want what a Jewish person has.

Pete: Look at Saul's new Mercedes. . . why do Jewish people always have awesome cars?

Mike: Hey there, ease up on the Jewlously, he's worked hard!

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Jack: I've got a seriously Jewlousy issue with Morty's lifestyle. . .

by SR1972 May 17, 2010

Jellulite

When a persons legs have so much cellulite they look like a jelly wobbling along whilst walking. Happens mostly to women who wear very short shorts...

Look over there at the jellulite, watch the ripples flow!

by lizzitigga July 7, 2011

Jellux

Ghetto jello

yo nigga you pick up my jellux

by Acedamace November 29, 2011

jewlomete

The distance from the nearest jew to the nearest penny.

"When i was your age, i would have to walk a jewlometer to school. Uphill both ways."

by elcraigg August 2, 2012

jewlantian

Quite simply a person whose heritage is both Jewish and Atlantian.

Brice: Did you hear about Declan's heritage?
Liz: Yep, i'm thirsty for that jewlantian.

by cocoTr33 December 27, 2012

Jewlallazee

Origin South Carollina (Gheechee) term. A Horrible ,incurable disease acquired by pure nastiness.

Licking a filthy gas station restroom toilet ,floor or door handle you will surely acquire Jewlallazee. During the 1950's Jewlallazee ran rampant .

by Mimichulo August 16, 2014

Jewlle

A strong independent woman. An Army girl at heart. She is kind and caring, but tough and fierce. Very athletic and competitive. Her personality is amazing and is smart, and daring!

Boy: Have you seen that Jewlle? She is so cute

by Wolfie Paws June 10, 2017