Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
by JewChainz February 5, 2014
Get the Jewish Livermug. Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019
Get the jewish davemug. by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017
Get the jewish bankruptcymug. Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 10, 2011
Get the Jewish Wastedmug. A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.
"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
by Whipqin December 24, 2021
Get the Jewish Cartelmug. 
The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009
Get the Jewish Squeegeemug.