Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.

My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.

by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022

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Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

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Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

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Jewish Liver

The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol

Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.

by JewChainz February 5, 2014

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