Derek Jeter

A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports

Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.

by Scuba Steve Is Sandler December 12, 2009

derek jeter

a huge gigantic fag that plays for yankees listen to the name closly (yank these)

gay derek jeter

by N barto August 23, 2010

Jethro's Law

1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.

2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.

Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.

Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018

jethro

Someone who has a big truncheon, but spends his time slapping it against video game machines in frustration at his inability to play them. Often seen with what Scottish women call a "Big Cuddly Head".

If you ever visit Loughborough (warning : don't do it) you're more than likely to encounter a Jethro there.

by Vibes December 15, 2003

Jeter

Talented shortstop of the New York Yankees, 3rd Best in the American League behind Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez

Ground ball to short Jeter smothers the ball and throws to first for the out!

by tony October 5, 2003

Jeter

1. Baseball player for the New York Yankees.

2. A question: jeter?

1. Derek Jeter plays for the New York Yankees.

2. "So at the party last night I got great head from this hot girl."

"Oh yeah? J'eter?"

by Billius May 15, 2004

jeyur

jeyur is someone who is smart, intelligent, someone who is the ladies man, someone whos a good kisser along with big lips, and as well as a sexy loook. jeyur is someone whos got beauty and brains and especially the gayness, just kidding.

i know one, and he is my boyfriend, man he's such a good person wiuth natural traits

by shobanaa April 30, 2005