by jagermoo January 10, 2012
Get the Jagermoo mug.A unit of measurement of four kilograms, not associated with the alcoholic beverage: Jägermeister. pronounced "Yay-gerr"
Customer: "I'll have a quarter Jäger of your finest beef."
Shopkeep: "That'll be a seventeenth Jäger of your copper pieces."
Shopkeep: "That'll be a seventeenth Jäger of your copper pieces."
by b.stinson July 3, 2011
Get the Jäger mug.A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.
I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.
by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011
Get the Real Jager Bomb mug.Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the Jager Pong mug.When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
Get the Jagermeister Moment mug.a girl who is mashed, has a good sense of humour and is obsessed with her cat. she constantly dyes her hair and stains her finger nails so when she goes to school people think that she soaked her hands in saalan over night. her hobbies are to right click the windows icon and blast music in her room whilst eating borboun biscuits. her best friend is even better than her (((myrahhh))
by harym November 7, 2019
Get the javerea mug.When your drunk and think you're dropping your shot of Jagermeister into a cup of Redbull for a Jagerbomb but instead you drop it into your cup of Budweiser
Being the Redbull and Budweiser were the same color in two red cups, I thought I dropped my Jagermeister shot into the Redbull, when in fact it was Budweiser, creating Jagerweiser.
by iLL Philosophist August 6, 2010
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