jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

Jammy

a jammy jar of jam;jam

jammy is jam

by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020

Jammy Bop

Another way to say you're going to go masturbate.

Sorry I can't come out onight I'm gonna have a jammy bop.

by Wafflepantz May 1, 2022

jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

by russell gunther November 25, 2014

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Jammy

1.English slang for lucky

2.Lots of Jam
3.Some people may say jammies instead of pajamas

"You jammy git!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Fabby Jammy

A short border hopper

That stupid "Fabby Jammy" is so bad a apex legends.

by MonkeyLoverMonkeySex October 17, 2022