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What gangs in England like to call the feds
Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam
Jakes by TheRealDMK June 1, 2019

jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas
1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.
jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005
Police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. Often used by MC's.
A fugitive with two attempts
Jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- Nas
jakes by Laysaton January 10, 2005

Trading Jakes 

Trading Jakes is when two males willingly exchange in the expulsion of bowels into their hands and subsequently pack it into one another's anal cavity. This hanus act is then followed by a lovers stroll through a mall while holding hands and retaining the foreign feces within their respective cavaties.
Tyson and Garrett's favorite past time is "Trading Jakes"
Trading Jakes by Jake McTraded February 23, 2012

Armed Jakes 

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.
"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

jakeshimsgf 

the #1 jake stan asf 😍
person 1: omg i’m the #1 jake stan 😁
person 2: no you’re not, jakeshimsgf is 🙄☝️
jakeshimsgf by nikibestboi December 23, 2020