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Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
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donner jousting

'what did you get up to last night?'

'me and the wee tidy behind the bar got up to some donner jousting'
by West Leslie Capo June 30, 2014
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Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.
Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.
by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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Butt Jousting

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016
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