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jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017
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Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020
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Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
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jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod
by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019
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Jewish Cartel

A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.
"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.

"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
by Whipqin December 24, 2021
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Jewish Beyblade

lmao dreidel more like jewish beyblade
by X-Æ-A-13 October 30, 2021
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Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 10, 2011
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