A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.
OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
by Dalala February 6, 2009
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A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo
by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017
Get the Jesse mug.A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.
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by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017
Get the Jesse mug.My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
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