by P_P_A_L_ May 14, 2011

the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.
PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"
by aaalllllldddaaayyy August 6, 2009

Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.
by Bulldog13 September 13, 2016

In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward jellyfish.
Someone asks the teacher, "when's the baby due," and they're not pregnant, it's time for an awkward jellyfish.
by Teh Queeble Cumbley Doodle Dea October 26, 2008

by R. Angus March 20, 2008

by fueledbylil October 13, 2007

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.
by I eat booty May 25, 2018
