Jefferson

A bitch ass who works as an online customer service person and wouldn't give me his number or insta. HIT ME UP JEFFERSON

A: Did you get his number?
B: No he's a Jefferson
A: Damn

by bitch assssss December 7, 2018

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Jefferson is gay

A man who is sexually deprived or gay anal porn and prefers peoples buttholes with the name Kiefer.

Jefferson is gay! Get Kiefer here!

by icybertruckedelonmuskintheass February 5, 2019

JEFFERSON

A Person that works on urban dictionary. He can help you by chatting with you online. But some people mock him and keep asking the same questions like me :) And I oop, I just spilled the tea :)))) Also did I mention he works in my school and shoots dirty look in the hallways??!! Wow I really am lucky.

Person: Don;t be a JEFFERSON

by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY November 11, 2019

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020