jasper yerby

A crazy bitch who will meet a girl and want to fuck her in a minute and get titty pics from u when ur half drunk

Jasper Yerby wants to fuck me

by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020

Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe “
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 26, 2023

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Jasper y

A bitch who is obsessed with tittes and wanna fuck u

Why jasper Y why

by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020

Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

jasper donnelly

ian is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
is the best at every game in the world is super cool has lots of friends.
is wayyy better then everyone at COD and is the god of Fortnite no one can beat him.
is really cool ladies love him and he is better than enyone.

jasper donnelly is wayyyy bwtter then ian, ian is really gayyyyyyyy.

by xund34dxzaxbys October 9, 2019