Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

tyson and jakob show

A cringey youtube channel made by 2 young kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago running along side, “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a few videos, there most popular being a “Let’s Play” of “Super Mario 3D World”

Person 1: Did you know that, the TysonKirk10 kid made a cringe YouTube channel with his friend?
Person 2: wow! What’s it called?
Person 1: The Tyson and Jakob Show

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jakob

probably will text u I love you

“jakob sucks”
“yeah dude he does.”

by bunnie666 November 28, 2020

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008