Floater

A person that half asses everything and is usually very lazy, they often always look for a way out of doing something or an excuse.

“Omg I can’t stand floaters at my work they never do anything right”

by ThatPopularLonerKid January 3, 2022

Floater

Saying something is cool or awesome.

That new song is a floater.

by Shirelife January 5, 2022

Floater

When a right jammy cunt gets three flushes in three hands by typing rosebud;!;!;!;!;!

James Is a fuckin' floater

by PDizzler159 January 15, 2021

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Floater

A trash can which is pushed into the crowd, and the wheels return independently.

It’s a floater!

by LidLockTV March 14, 2022

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024