Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct
by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
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pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.
Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.
by ZeroPussyInsurance April 04, 2023
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Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 06, 2018
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Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.
No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!
by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022
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crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.
Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019
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