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Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.
(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...
by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011
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Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.
*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!
by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011
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shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE
Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.
by King Pinch October 10, 2009
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The Stavros Insemination Inception

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.
Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.
by Dj Stavros June 5, 2021
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blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
by the_saurus October 20, 2012
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direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
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Inception

A critically acclaimed movie by Chris Nolan, that's destined to join The Matrix as one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made.

It has an intricate- yet masterfully executed- plot, that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very last shot- a mindfuck in itself.

Stars Leo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, and the lovely Marion Cotillard. They're all excellent.
Inception was such a mindfuck. When it comes out on DVD, I'm going to buy five copies and watch them all at the same time.
by relates230593456934859328 August 12, 2010
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