Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

Identify December

If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/

M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”

by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019

Identify

Identify ; 1, means state your name and or rank etc immediately.

Identify ; 2, like-mindedness.

I shout Identify on Anzac day to an inground cable man, he replied 'telstra'.

My reply is 'MWH404' Bryn Benn.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Indentity

It's when your identity has an indentation, so that you don't feel like you are you anymore.

Or when your social studies teacher doesn't know how to spell :)

ohh no, my indentity... it's broken :(

by pussyslayernjor February 10, 2022

Identifylevi

My most favourite person in the world!!

I love u sosososoossooo muchhh!!!

I love ur edits they make me all fuzzy inside and when u text me it feels like I’m sitting on a cloud ehe!!
I just wanna let u know that ilysm!

-cherry

Identifylevi is the best partner I could ever ask for <3

by Skullplum<8 April 6, 2022

Identify Myself

You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.

Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

I identify as...

Nope, you're too far gone, goodbye

Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon

Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024